Jeff was a loyal man. Spending his days slamming the hammer down on hot metal sat on top a large anvil, dented from years of work. He would be much happier in life if only…
the lower half of his body wasn't a writhing mass of tentacles. Unfortunately, his affair with Neptune's wife had left him cursed. Still, he thought, I'll always have those memories, those filthy, filthy memories, like the time when...
Beatrice left the beetroot out on the kitchen counter. The clumsy cat knocked it onto the floor and she simply put it back on the side. Covered in cat hair and who knows what else? Just as I was about to place it on the slice of bread, a breeze chilled my spine. I looked and....
he felt a bolt of pain coursing through his third tentacle, or was it his fourth, he should never have tried to number them. "Beatrice, what are you doing?" He looked down to find Beatrice with her teeth lodged in his tentacle. "I'm sorry," she said, relinquishing her bite, "but you've got this coming. What happened to my sushi? I just wanted some calamari you bastard!" Desperately, he tried to run but...
the lower half of his body wasn't a writhing mass of tentacles. Unfortunately, his affair with Neptune's wife had left him cursed. Still, he thought, I'll always have those memories, those filthy, filthy memories, like the time when...
Beatrice left the beetroot out on the kitchen counter. The clumsy cat knocked it onto the floor and she simply put it back on the side. Covered in cat hair and who knows what else? Just as I was about to place it on the slice of bread, a breeze chilled my spine. I looked and....
he felt a bolt of pain coursing through his third tentacle, or was it his fourth, he should never have tried to number them. "Beatrice, what are you doing?" He looked down to find Beatrice with her teeth lodged in his tentacle. "I'm sorry," she said, relinquishing her bite, "but you've got this coming. What happened to my sushi? I just wanted some calamari you bastard!" Desperately, he tried to run but...